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Hello; fanfic index; friending policy; etc

Hello! My name is Erin. I live in the UK. My hobbies are reading, writing, traveling, drinking, and being ridiculous. I go in and out of fandoms all the time, so I can't promise this lj will be updated often, or with any real content; I once went an entire year without updating. This is primarily a fannish lj, but sometimes I post about irl shenanigans.

Things you will find here: Fanfic, gifs, fic recs, rants, slash, general insanity, all caps.

What you will not find here: Deep and meaningful meta.

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Resident.

Some recent fanfic

All of these are MCU.* Listed from most recent to oldest.

* Movierverse only, because I've never read a comic book in my life.

Memories are Made of This [AO3]
Steve/Bucky, Sam, Natasha, 13,200 words
Nearly a year after turning himself into SHIELD and the Avengers, Bucky struggles to find himself in the 21st century. Unfortunately, no one told him about the aliens.

Steve Rogers at 100: Celebrating Captain America on Film, with Febricant, hellotailor, M_Leigh, neenya, and tigrrmilk [AO3]
Steve/Bucky, Natasha, Tony, 10,200 words
“Heil Hydra,” the enemy agent shouts.

“Heil this, motherfucker,” says Captain America, shooting off a rocket.

Steve and Bucky find out Hollywood has been busy since they went away. A historical survey, including but not limited to: one set of exploded genitals, a brief interlude in France, Mel Gibson and other masterworks of casting, eight Academy awards, several dinosaurs, and something Tony Stark has ominously dubbed “the masterpiece.” Art included.

Selfies from the Underground [AO3]
Steve/Bucky, Tony/Pepper, Sam, Natasha, 2,300 words
Tony reminded himself that the second the incorrect password was entered, the phone would destroy itself and any data on it. And there was no way someone named Tepid the Magnificent would guess--

“I’m in,” said Tepid. “Soon I’ll know all of the Avengers’ secrets.”

Tony briefly closed his eyes. “Steve. What was your password?”

“It’s ‘password,’” Tepid replied.

Or: Tony and Steve get captured.
I can't wait til I grow up and feel ways

Inception fic: Love in the Time of Science

For the three of us still in Inception fandom:

Title: Love in the Time of Science
Author: eleveninches
Artist: beili
Type: Slash
Word Count: ~15,000
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Arthur/Eames
Warnings There is nothing in this story which requires a warning.

Summary: Someone else in dreamsharing has learned how to do inceptions, and Eames has only one suspect: his father, the inventor of the PASIV. In which Eames faces his daddy issues head-on, and Arthur faces the fact that he's the most normal person in this relationship.

Link to art master post: Here
You can read this story on AO3 or DW.
You can sink your arrow into my buttocks

Inception Big Bang: Masterpost: The Material Life of the Californian Suburb

Title: The Material Life of the Californian Suburb
Author: eleveninches
Artist: sorrynotsorry
Word Count: ~36,000
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Arthur/Eames, ensemble
Warnings: Mild violence

Summary: Arthur seduces Eames into good.

Link to art master post: Here
You can read this story on AO3 or DW.


Notes:

This story would not exist without cis, who came up with all of the architecture jokes including Cobb's book titles and the title of this story, Eames' backstory, and the general plot during a night where we had too little food and too much wine and I was desperate to talk about anything but my thesis.

A huge thank you also goes to my primary betas, [personal profile] architect and sorrynotsorry, and to five_ht and recrudescence for last minute nitpicking. Thanks also go to foxxcub and chibi_lurrel for telling me ideas weren't the worst and for listening to me complain.

The works of architecture and theory mentioned in this story that were not written by Cobb are real books, often ones I saw people reading on the tube.
Dreaming a little bigger.

Inception fic: The Lost Art of Keeping a Secret

Title: The Lost Art of Keeping a Secret [AO3 link]
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Word count: ~3,800
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: There is nothing in this story that requires a warning.

Summary:

"I want you to help me destroy Dom Cobb," Mal said.

"Who?" Arthur asked.

For red_rahl, who requested: Arthur and Eames in a relationship (can be dom/sub) and lots of teasing/testing inbetween or even on jobs and fighting to stay professional (while still being totally competent and bamf).

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It's a great day for being sad!

Inception fic: Baciami (1/1)

This is my submission for i_reversebang. With an hour to go before the deadline!

Art Prompt Title: fire up the gondola, mr. eames!
Art link: Art Master Post
Artist: onthecount

Fic title: Baciami [DW]
Author: eleveninches
Pairings: Arthur/Eames
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~3,800 words
Warnings: None

Summary: Alternate universe. Eames the gondolier meets Arthur the thief.

This story has been translated into Thai by divemyself! You can read her translation here.

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